Akashic Reading - Misano

Accessing of the akashic records for pets used as an alternative to animal communication. An impromptu reading was done for Misano (Misa for short) after she kept running into the grooming room and refused to go out.

Me: Why you keep coming in?
Misa: Outside aircon power tripped, so warm! Of course come inside! I lie down together with hotdogs (the mini dachshunds living with us) okay? Won't disturb you one.
Me: So you think you smart?
Misa: I quite smart.
Me: Who is the smartest among the pack?
Misa: Vela.
Me: Why?
Misa: She knows how to please people.
Me: Who stupid?
Misa: Hmmm... The rest?
Me: Current hairstyle okay?
Misa: The face more convenient for eating, won't get in the way, but body very hot, can short like last time, shave is best.
Me: Who is your best friend?
Misa: Momo
Me: You know she is your mommy?
Misa: I thought she just someone special.
Me: Then who is your owner or not?
Misa: Momo?
Me: Then who am I?
Misa: You not someone working here and 顺便 take care of me meh?
Me: *speechless*
Me: You know why you end up at the shop?
Misa: I noisy, I barked.
- It was true, Misa barked excessively till the officers came and issued us a severe warning and said next round, it would be a fine and then removal of the dogs.

Me: Is there any reason why she cannot stop barking? Past life, etc?
Master: Past life was a sheepdog who had a partner which is a bigger dog, Misa was the smaller one. She ran around freely and then barked to keep the herd in place.
- OMG, Misa never outgrow. She still chase whatever she finds and then barks at every single thing.-

Me: Can solve this problem one or not?
Master: Cannot.
Me: Then you want to go home?
Misa: Which home?
Me: My new house.
Misa: Not really, the three at home treat me like outsider.
- Which was true enough, Volka, Vela and Reya ganged up, formed a row stood in front of the corridor leading to the bedrooms and refused to let Misa pass through every time she goes home. Ended up, Misa always have to sleep in the living room instead.-

Me: If I tell them don't outcast you can?
Misa: Can, but I think no use, they won't mix with me one.
Me: I only can help with the bullying ah, socialising is your job.
Me: So why you chew things under my work desk?
Misa: I found something that smelled synthetic inside but when I went in, I got distracted, forgot and decided to chew the papers inside.
Me: Got anything you scare of?
Misa: I'm not telling you. Later you use it against me.
- Lol! Ok, not that stupid this dog. -

I can't remember if I continued asking more questions but these are the more significant ones. And so after that, we had the CNY break and all the dogs got dispersed and went back to different homes. A few days later, I did another reading with Misa to check if the home stay was okay for her.

Me: So this time round, home stay okay?
Misa: Better! But I miss Momo a lot. (Her mommy went to my in laws' house)
Me: The trio got play with you?
Misa: Reya never play one. Vela got play with me but she is very fierce. Korkor (Volka) got play catching with me, but sometimes he tells me run but he own self lie down and sleep, only I run myself.
Me: 😂😂😂

And that's all for Misa.